STREAKER MISS XXX REPORTED TO DUMFRIES PROCURATOR FISCAL
Last updated : 31 March 2002 By Duke Of Galloway
Latest reports from Dumfries Police Station is that following an incident at Palmerston on Saturday when a half naked young women invaded the field of play, a report has been fowarded to the Procurator Fiscal at Dumfries Sherriff Court with the result that the young lady in question could face charges of indecency and a possible a fine. If any fine is involved then I suggest that all Queens fans should rally around and club together and pay her fine as a gesture to her contribution in brightening up a dismal afternoon. The Duke intends to pledge his support and the Procurator Fiscal can be contacted at Dumfries Sheriff Court on (01387) 263034.
